March 2008
25 posts
“Rachel: Do you know what sound an oyster makes?
Me: No, what?
Rachel: wkonaao”
jessicap: I’ve had the revelation that I basically eat salad for the salad dressing. Sadly, I’m the same way, but I also go for the croutons.
“Almost everything – all external expectations, all pride, all fear of...”
– Steve Jobs (via tmblg) (via claudia)
I absolutely agree.
“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it’s...”
– Erica Jong (via bellavita) (via ellebelle) (via seriouslythough) (via claudia)
That’s beautiful.
I am so sick of buying toothpaste. Give me sausage...
claudia:
foodinmouth: allgrownsup: Why does toothpaste come in such a small tube? It’s not like you’ve got to keep it fresh or it is going to expire in 3 weeks, so why do you have to buy a whole new tube with the same frequency as a new pack of toilet paper? “It’s because it has to fit in the medicine cabinet” - nope shut up, I already thought of that. We’ve got huge bottles of shampoo and...
My Favorite Snapple Facts
candywrapper:
Strawberries contain more Vitamin C than oranges No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to...
Sonnets
The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s...
Awareness Test →
claudia:
via onemoretimewithfeeling: Take it. I failed this test miserably. For shame!
I got the counting part right. >.
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How many Countries?
54
I’m smarter than the average American. Yay! I missed a lot of the African countries and those of continental Europe. There’s a bunch of islands to.
How Many Colors
31 I fail at life for not getting simple ones.
“When I was 27 I had very little self worth. At the time I had just broken up...”
– Coping with Low Self Worth